LOL… wut.

I was all ready to come here and post about today’s finals — I even had the pic ready. I watched both Delpo‘s and Flavia‘s, so I was prepared to make some insightful comment about the tennis and how it was hilarious to see Delpo going all “wheee” to Roddick’s face. I mean, it’s not the dude’s fault. Roddick challenged the championship point winner and went to the net. When the call remained, they were facing each other. Delpo celebrated. It made me laugh. I was also going to talk about how Sam is an idiot, really. But I’ll skip that and congratulate Flavia. But before I came here to post, I took a quick look at my feeds and realized that there are other absurd, ridiculous stuff happening on the sport that are more worth mentioning than those stuff.

Such as, when Tennis Forum comes up with cracktastic threads like Lesbians Are The Biggest Chokers On Tour. LOL wut. Examples? Momo, Kuz, Sharapova. Since we’re at it, didn’t Sam lose a match against Serena this year in Australia having match points? Or was it last year? Whatever, it happened. And does this means maybe Kiri is a lesbian? Or Lena? I don’t think that theory makes sense.

And onto more stuff that makes me “LOLWUT”, why oh why is Rafa playing doubles in Montréal with his 40-year-old coach? Am I the only one that finds that disrespectful to the tournament and to the other players? I love the boy to death but this might be taking the whole “tournament as practice” a little too far. There were probably other players, maybe even doubles specialists, that wanted in. But again, the organizers probably don’t care. They just want to sell tickets… even if it’s tickets for a fancy practice session.

Amusing pissed!Federer for some more “LOL… WHAT”.

And when Rafa does it, it’s ~*magic*~:

Rafa! With a racquet! REJOICE.

I don’t care if I should be focusing on the rest of the LA tourney, I’m still mourning Vika/Lena V./Caro/Kiri. Why would someone take all of them from me in the same day? Why, tennis gods? What did I do? I can’t believe Bepa is still alive though. That makes me happy. And the Rads (BB ULA!!!!). So yeah, I’ll focus on that later. For now, let’s focus on the real happy times, yah? My boy in Montreal!

Considering how much I’ve missed this boy, I think I can safely perv over his arms. Because, omg, look at those.

And he’s still looking adorable as ever. Awwwwnn. *grins*

Look! There’s his smile. Happyhappyhappy! 😀

This was probably pointess if don’t love Rafa. And if you don’t love him… dear goodness, what is wrong with you?

ETA: Ohemgee, this was my

here! I say this is a celebration post. Feel free to spam the comments! Gifs, baby animals pictures, sexy players, come on!

Or you know, comment with links. Because WordPress sucks and you can’t attach pictures. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT? Ugh.

Look, u guise

It’s my own personal version of sunshine!

Gorgeous pics of Rafa at Nadal News to accompany this Marca interview. This just makes me miss him even more. Sigh. I’m a sad Rafa fangirl these past few days. I want my dear boy back.

Two gays make a straight

I’m pretty sure there will never be a sports fandom as entertaining as tennis. Football is a close second, with the boys constantly getting arrested and with all the famous WAGs like the fabulous Cheryl Cole and the skinny bitch Victoria Beckham. But tennis? On tennis we have the boys dating the lesbian icons and that’s enough to have me lol-ing for all eternity. It all started with Haas dating Sara Foster — and me going “TOMMY IS DATING AMY! FROM D.E.B.S.! AMY!! OH LOLOLOL”. After that, we had Feli awkwardly posing with model-turned-actress Laura Sánchez.

Sánchez, when not posing with hot tennis players, plays a cop that likes to make out with redheaded girls in v. appropriate places such as labs and parking lots in the Spanish TV show Los Hombres de Paco.

Now, to leave me amused FOR-EVER, Carlos Moya is dating Carolina Cerezuela.

Okay, so, technically he’s been dating her for a while but I hadn’t recognized her. When I saw Carlos at the Madrid Open with her, my thoughts were “Why is his hair like that? I don’t like it. What a manwhore he is, cheated on Flavia. Who’s that girl though? I’ve seen her somewhere” and such. I wasn’t really focused on finding out who his girlfriend was. So when my friend pointed out on her twitter that Carlos was dating an actress from Hospital Central, everything clicked. And by clicked, I mean I reacted like “OMG IT’S VERO, CARLOS IS DATING VERO. VERO OMG. GAY VERO FROM HOSPITAL CENTRAL! VERO!”*

So, anyway, given that most people here are familiar with Carlos Moya, I’ll post this video of his girlfriend so you can all find it amusing he’s dating VERO FROM HOSPITAL CENTRAL (capslock needed):

Tennis, you guys, I love it. Even when there’s not a single tournament I care about going on.

BONUS: I feel like this picspam at iheartrafa of Rafa Nadal clinging boys is very appropriated for this post.

*and I don’t even watch Hospital Cental. Or any Spanish shows — I should mention that. But still, lol.

Wednesday Eyecandy

This post was actually going to be all “NGHHH GUHHH UNF UNF WET!RAFA ON A JET SKI. LOOK AT THOSE MOTHERFUCKING LEGS AND THAT MOTHERFUCKING “LATINO MODEL” LOOK GOING ON AHHH UNF RAAAFA” but I decided against it. Obvs. Specially after my last couple of posts having been on nothing and nail polish.  I don’t want to exclude the very extense number of my readers that are straight guys. Yes, all two of you. Oh lol, I kid kid. (except I don’t)

So what I’m going to do, to please everyone, is to leave you guys with some pictures of Vika‘s legs working out posted over at Mind The Racket.

Aaahhh, all good now, eh?

Rafa looking gorgeous in Mallorca

According to ATP Mens Tennis Blog, Rafa was spotted in an yatch close to his home in Palma de Mallorca. He’s even — wait for it — SMILING. Gasp!

And eating, of course. As always.

Now, let’s talk about Rafa’s outfit. I’m incredibly happy how our boy’s fashion style has evolved. A t-shirt that fits, white sneakers (who doesn’t love white sneakers?) and red shorts to work on the blue + white + red combo. Yes, our boy is all grown up. Now, as much as I love that t-shirt (even if it might be a bit of too House of Holland for me), Rafa wearing it is a big red NAY. Rafa wearing a shirt that has his name all big on the middle of it, it’s the equivalent of Federer and his stupid mongram. So… no, Rafa… just… no.

Be quiet, I’m in *my* world

I’m just going to pretend that match was one minute ago for a while, tyvm.

Perez Barbadillo said yesterday: ‘The plan is still very much that he plays in the Montreal Masters beginning on August 10. He is entered into it and that is what will happen if things go as we think they will.

— From The Daily Mail

As we wait for my boy, take a look of that adorable piece of sunshine with Nutella on his face.D’awwwwn.

Match of the day

This is why five-setters win at life. Mandy‘s match against Stan was beyond entertaining. I’m sure you can read some very long report praising Mandy anywhere else like the Wimbledon website and such — I’ll just say it was a victory for the fans. Look at that picture, Henman Hill (or Murray Mound, whatever) is full. People that don’t have tickets for CC are seating there at open air at 10 pm to watch tennis. I, personally, want Mandy to take the whole thing. Hell, Rafa isn’t playing and I don’t have any high hopes for Juanqui. I like seeing crowds happy (most of the time). A British champion would make a beautiful day at Wimbledon and in all London.

Now, onto Muzzah’s chances of taking the crown. I think a tough match like this is important for building up his mental side during the tournament. Specially an unique one like this one with the roof closed and all. Seriously, IMPORTANT ROOF IS IMPORTANT. I had to mention that. Just ask @Wimbledon. I was surprised they didn’t manage to put “roof” in Twitter’s Trending Topics. I think Murray can take out Federer, but oh boy, I don’t want to jinx him. That’s the British press’ job!

And about the shallow part of the match: Kim‘s white blazer is very cute, innit?

Actually, white blazer, black t-shirt and short denim shorts? I give the whole outfit an A+.

P.S.  I tried to make Judy out of focus in the picture…….. it didn’t work.

ZOMG I MISS U 2!!!1111oneone

The little girls I tweeted about earlier today. Adorableness.

P.S. Everyone’s excited for Caro–Kiri on Central Court tomorrow? I sure am. I have my pompoms and my Russian flag ready. I hope the match is over before 15:45 so I can watch it all before going to class. Hee. Please, Danish Cutie, pls, be nice to Kiri. I’m not even going to mention the whole Stella McCartney fiasco thing, so yeah, come on, don’t humilliate her — I’m already having to deal with the fact that you own Lena.

Here comes the long articles

NYT’s Magazine cover. “Wow, that looks pretty, I have to post that” is all that comes to mind.

ETA: And it matches my layout. AWESOME.