This week in bitchiness

August 2, 2009 at 4:07 pm 2 comments


Stanford has been really good. If not by the matches, then at least for the interviews and loltastic statements given by the players. Everyone knows that one of the biggest differences between the WTA and the ATP is the SASS. The girls are just better at bringing some of the off-court drama to the court and being oh-so-bitter losers. Thank goodness for that, eh?

This week, it all started with Bartoli answering the question of who she’d rather play: Lisicki or JJ. She said Jankovic, “I always beat her”, for leading their head-to-head 3-0 at the time.

Former number one, JJ, who really didn’t take that one lightly, said:

“She talks like she’s just Serena Williams. Everybody had a right to say what she wants. I’m not really focused on Bartoli. She’s not like my biggest rival or someone I look up to or I’m scared of. She’s just one of the players on tour, not a big name, or someone who is making the big results or headlines in the game.”

Of course JJ would lose after that, even wasting two match points. Way to prove a point, Jay. And to create some more drama, let’s just say Jelena’s first statement meant she was calling Serena an arrogant b*tch as well. So, still, not satisfied with having attacked both Serena and Fatty, JJ… kept her mouth opened.

“To be number one, you should be complete and if you are number one you have to be beating the Williams sisters. I’m one of the rare players who has a positive record against the Williams sisters”

So this leaves JJ’s list of “Players I trash talked to this week” like this: Dinara Safina, Serena Williams and Jelena Jankovic. I wonder if she can still release a statement until Monday to say Sharapova is not really Russian or that Larcher de Brito‘s grunts should be banned. You know, just to make it longer.

After that lenghty list, Bartoli intimidated seeing Jankovic steal her Stanford’s SASSIEST MOUTH spotlight. She decided to trash… Lena. Yes, Loser-of-the-Week Lena. These were Bartoli words about her expectations regarding today’s final against Venus:

“My first goal tomorrow is not to lose 6-0 6-1”

For the sake of it, I hope she gets double bagelled just so Lena can come out and say “OH LOL TOO BAD”.

And just because I think this is the perfect time to bring up this wonderful macro, here it goes:



Entry filed under: bb safina, can't hear your grunt well enough de brito, demented, jj, larcher de "louder pls, maria shutupova, marion bartoli, sabine sparkles, williamses.

Happy Birthday, Lena (V.)! Look, u guise

2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. mila  |  August 3, 2009 at 6:06 am

    ooh jelena jelena jelena, whilst seh was beign a major bitch i dont think she was bitchign about serena for some reason it hinks he meant that bartoli was talkin as if seh was as good as serena perhaps?! and that beating the williams’s sisters is good coz the W sisters are brilliant i dunno
    anyhoo that dress jelena WHAT THE FUCK epic fail!!!

  • 2. Maya  |  August 3, 2009 at 7:37 am

    Aw, I know for certain that Marion wasn’t taking a dig at Elena – she said during a Wimbledon Q&A thing that Elena was her fave player on the tour. Also agree with the above poster – Jelena was complimenting Serena/responded well! Glad Bartoli won, in any case (ouch that you called her fatty, though…)

    lmao at the idea of Jelena saying “Sharapova is not really Russian” & the macro is gold!


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