The Danish Cutie update

August 6, 2009 at 1:53 am 7 comments

As Vika and Sharapova battle out on LA, I post here. Why? Because there’s no frakkin’ stream. WOES doesn’t quite cover it. So, instead, I’m going to do a ¡CARO UPDATE! post. I don’t know if it’s because I’m truly biased and love the kid to death or because she really brings the lolz.

The following are pictures of Caro on the evening of her 19th birthday. After losing the Båstad final, she went to Copenhagen to celebrate, truly in style, at a Britney Spears concert.

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According to the source, not only was there, but also the Radwanskas (link to pic of Happy!Caro hugging Happy!Aga). Rest of the pictures are here.

Can I just comment on Caro’s purse for a a second here? That’s either fake or the ugliest piece of clothing Karl Lagerfeld has ever designed. Seriously, what is that? It always baffles me how people with much money can dress so poorly. I will present someone with a cookie if they can find the collection that monstrosity belongs to. And if Caro wanted some over the top Chanel bag, this is what she should have bought. SILLY GIRL. Where’s Vika to teach you these things?

But you know, whatever whatever. At least bitch is wurkin’ her purple nail polish. Onto the rest of the “LOL Caro, what ya doin’?”:

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Caro practicing in LA. Clothes are so obviously overrated. And last, but not least, Caro meets David Beckham.

P.S. Vika, YOU IDIOT. I don’t need to watch the match to know you played like a moron. The number of Sharapova’s double faults already tells me that.

Entry filed under: caro the danish cutie, maria shutupova, sorana banana, tennis players are fashionists too, the radwanskas, vika azarenka. Tags: .

Headbands of WIN Rafa! With a racquet! REJOICE.

7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. loltennis  |  August 6, 2009 at 2:47 am

    IT WAS HER FIRST MATCH IN FOREVER. THE BABY THREW HER OFF. Yes, these are excuses, fuck you. But well done, Maria. (She probably hired the baby.)

    Sorana looks like one of those fairies in Sleeping Beauty. The green one. Flora, was it? If Flora wore trashy white sandals.

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    • 2. Bárbara  |  August 6, 2009 at 3:34 am

      THE BABY, OMFG. AFTER THAT BABY THERE WAS ANOTHER BABY CRYING. LIKE, WE CAN SAFELY SAY THE BABIES THREW POOR VIKA OFF. (I’m not that mature. Fuck you, Maria.)

      I was never a fan of Sleeping Beauty but smooth way of calling Sorana’s outfit trashy.

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  • 3. Lays  |  August 6, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    the numba 1 is back, bitches!!!!

    Vika is a stupid kid, when Maria has her age, she already have 2 slams!
    Is not easy, like play with Wozniacki or any stupid teenager in the WTA.!

    The green headbands win!!!!

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    • 4. daniel faraday  |  August 7, 2009 at 12:12 am

      lol

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  • 5. Annalisa  |  August 6, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Look at Caro rockin’ the tennis tan: the thighs and the ankles. You don’t really play tennis if you don’t have it. =]

    I’m a Sharapova fan (but please don’t shun me), but I have to admit that Wozniacki moves a lot better on court than her.

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  • 6. BrofUJu  |  August 6, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Oh sweet Jebus, what are those girls wearing. So hilarious that Caro partied with the Rads and Banana, wonder if anyone else was there. Also, in light of the extreme bitchiness that sometimes gets thrown down.

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  • 7. LEM  |  September 16, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    No, I assure you, Caro, the Rads, and Sorana are actually good friends! I was in the locker room with them in Cincinnati, and they all hung around talking about horror films and roller coasters. They even included Ana (who says she has NO friends on the tour) and I believe MaKiri! It was crazy adorable!

    And, I love Masha (don’t hate), but my sister likes Vika for some ABSURD reason. The girl looks like a transvestite without that headband for the most part…and she has a man voice. And she can’t beat Masha even with horrific double fault stats.

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